isstolen.sh

#!/bin/bash

## Written by Jacob Braun, http://five.jacobbraun.com

file=`grep false /etc/isstolen`
website=http://yoururl/phonehome

sleep 30;
phonehome=`(curl -s $website)`

if [ "$file" == "false" ]; then
        if [ "$phonehome" == "true" ]; then
                rm -rf /etc/isstolen
                /opt/local/bin/wget -P /etc http://yoururl/isstolen
                rm -rf /etc/sayit
                /opt/local/bin/wget -P /etc http://yoururl/sayit
                rm -rf /etc/growlit
                /opt/local/bin/wget -P /etc http://yoururl/growlit
                touch /etc/isstolen
                touch /etc/sayit
                touch /etc/growlit
        fi;
fi;
exit 0