sayit.sh

#!/bin/bash

## Written by Jacob Braun, http://five.jacobbraun.com

sayit=`grep true /etc/sayit`

## If $sayit is found to be true, then all hell breaks lose.

while [ $sayit == "true" ]; do
        COUNTER=0
        while [ $COUNTER -lt 10 ]; do
                osascript -e 'set volume 7'
                say -v Victoria "This computer has been stolen from Your Name. Please call **phone number** to return computer for cash reward, no questions asked."
                sleep 2
                let COUNTER=COUNTER+1
        done
        sayit=`grep true /etc/sayit`
done
exit 0